How is it that a girl can eat exactly the same thing as a man...

[NES]

...and not rip ass like we do?

 

[JakeT.]

Maybe they try to hold it in. I don't.

 

[PBR]

Never met my wife, have ya?

 

[NES]

Never met my wife, have ya?

I thought that was her in Jake's Avatar.

 

[goodcall]

I thought that was her in Jake's Avatar.

she a raker?

 

[PBR]

I thought that was her in Jake's Avatar.

No, that's jake's mom. I understand your confusion though, because I sleep with her too.

 

[lapdance]

Never met my wife, have ya?

:lolBIG:

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

No, that's jake's mom. I understand your confusion though, because I sleep with her too.

when i went into jakes moms bedroom and saw an empty pabst beer can on the nightstand it kind of tipped me off.

 

[GreenDoberman]

Jake's mom is a nice lady, you guys shouldn't make fun of her.

For an extra sawbuck she swallows. Come on guys, your mocking of her is uncalled for.

 

[GreenDoberman]

And Jake, if the above post offended you I apologize.

After all, we all know you have undercut your mother's prices thus causing a family rift.

:toast::cripwalk:

 

[rayray]

quite the interesting topic nes. this nutcase i have been seeing on and off for a few months never farts, yet walks around with stomach cramps and shit all the time. when i ripped ass around her for the first time, she bout kicked me out of the house and flat out told me that her ex husband never farted, never. and also flat out told me not to do it around her. so we agreed that when i had to fart, i had to make a mad dash to a different part of the house, even if it was my fucking house.(least i could do till she got used to it) this did get comical after the first few times. for any of my buddies here who drink a lot of heineken, you know that shit tends to give you gas after a half dozen of em and i drink every damn night. for a month, we spent just about every night together and i know i wore a fucking track around the house, kinda like dogs do in the back yard. glad i found out sooner than later that she was a fucking nutbag. i know someone at 2+2 mspainted some hysterical shit about me and this topic. i gotta try to find it.

 

[JakeT.]

And Jake, if the above post offended you I apologize.

After all, we all know you have undercut your mother's prices thus causing a family rift.

:toast::cripwalk:

Classy post #1. :nono5:

ope:

 

[rayray]

ahaha, found the link to the picture, its amusing seeing the stick me running around blowing ass

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p314/catwithagatt/frt.jpg

 

[PBR]

when i went into jakes moms bedroom and saw an empty pabst beer can on the nightstand it kind of tipped me off.

Now it all makes sense. I wondered about those food stamps on the nightstand that I used as a coaster.

 

[kingbill]

I remember the first night over with my girl...we we're on her couch about to watch a movie...and I let a nasty one out...

With out a blink she said "there's spray in the bathroom...at least we got that out of the way quick, I'm glad I don't have to hold mine in anymore"

 

[goodcall]

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